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“You’re right, I would love that…to have a big wedding, have my dad give me away. That would mean more to me than anything. But it’s never gonna happen, I know him Chris, I know what he’s like. And he will never accept us, never alright! He’s dug his heels in and that’s it. The whole world, all of Corpus Christi could come tumbling down on his head and he would not budge! The only way that he will know that I am not going to give you up, is if we go out and get married right now…then he’ll have to accept us.”

— Jennifer Lopez as Selena in the movie

Unfortunately for me, this hits a little too close to home.

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I thought posting these pictures was a perfect opportunity to end my blogging hiatus.
The fashion police certainly had their hands full last night in San Jose, 1-shoulder dresses with racer-back bras, leopard jumpers with fishnet leggings and a denim, studded jacket (unfortunately not pictured), the chunt-est gold, strappy heels this side of TJ WITH black nylons… the list goes on.
Despite my urge to make a citizens arrest, it was a great night!

I thought posting these pictures was a perfect opportunity to end my blogging hiatus.

The fashion police certainly had their hands full last night in San Jose, 1-shoulder dresses with racer-back bras, leopard jumpers with fishnet leggings and a denim, studded jacket (unfortunately not pictured), the chunt-est gold, strappy heels this side of TJ WITH black nylons… the list goes on.

Despite my urge to make a citizens arrest, it was a great night!

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The J.Lo files: William Levy vs. Rodrigo Santoro

When will the rumors end? First it was William Levy, now this guy? 

Life & Style reports: 

Free from Marc Anthony, Jennifer Lopez is wasting no time moving on! Sparks are flying between her and her co-star Rodrigo Santoro and multiple on-set insiders reveal to Life & Style that it’s not just for the cameras! “There is amazing chemistry between them,” one on-set insider tells Life & Style. “Jennifer can’t get over how hot Rodrigo is.”

The two, who are currently filming What to Expect When You’re Expecting in Atlanta, have been getting very close and numerous eyewitness’s say that their flirty fun continues long after the director yells “cut!” “Rodrigo and Jennifer were giving each other little love taps between scenes,” an eyewitness tells Life & Style. “They are very playful with each other and clearly comfortable in each other’s company.”

I don’t believe any of this, but for the sake of argument, William Levy is MUCH better looking. 

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Stupid things rich people do: A-Rod edition

Gone are the days when Alex Rodriguez was the all star that was praised for his talent, potential and hard work. 

These days A-Rod is making headlines for whom he’s dating, steroid allegations, and now playing poker? According to ESPN, A-Rod had already been warned about his gambling and this time, he just might get suspended for it. He was allegedly in attendance with Leo Di Caprio, Toby McGuire and others engaging in a game of poker at a Beverly Hills mansion. There was open use of cocaine and one of the players almost go their asses kicked after refusing to pay over $500,000.00 they lost at the table- allegedly. 

I guess after all of this, he’ll stick to playing on TrippleJack.

                                   

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Fashion Don’t. Where do I begin? I’ll keep it short, in the words of the Great Joan Rivers, “Just because it zips, doesn’t mean it fits.” 

Fashion Don’t. Where do I begin? I’ll keep it short, in the words of the Great Joan Rivers, “Just because it zips, doesn’t mean it fits.” 

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Amy Winehouse’s cremation ceremony isn’t even over yet and someone is already making a bad joke? And Keri Hilson of all people? No one cares what you have to say, especially when its in such bad taste. 

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Guess those hairy k-ankles… 

yup, those mothers belong to the lovely and talented Alicia Keys. See, not everyone is perfect.